Conversation yesterday between Boy 1 (oldest son) and Boy 3 (youngest son)
Boy 1: Where did you get those shorts?
Boy 3: They’re mine!
Boy 1: Yes but where did you get them?
Boy 3: They were on the bathroom floor.
Boy 1: That’s gross I wore them to wrestling last night!
Boy 3: Well they are clean now.
Boy 1: Putting them in the dryer for a few minutes with the other clean clothes does not get my sweat off of them.
Boy 3: I got them wet.
Boy 1: What?
Boy 3: When I got out of the shower I stepped on them and that made them wet, so technically they’re clean…
Boy 1: ……………………….You’re weird!